I had a Nightmare 

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/05/2018 at 07:34 • Filed to: None

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I had dream last night that for some reason I traded my E90 for a silver “maxima” except it was an Altima, but I always called it a maxima.

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In the dream I was convinced that the “maxima” was a great car and would be just as fun to own and drive as my car. It wasn’t until I woke up that I realized this was actually a nightmare where I became a sad and boring little man.

Also I drove the E90 last night after finally getting new plugs and ignition coils, went ahead and changed the air filter too, I think I’ll do an oil change tonight. Man did I miss my car. My wife’s Fit is a fine car for her, but two weeks of driving it makes my AWD E90 feel like a legit sports car. 


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 07:46

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What’s worse is those dreams where you actually DO upgrade to a better car. When I still had my Escort, I had a dream that my cousin’s boyfriend (who is Australian) did a straight trade with me for a Laser TX3, for some reason. I woke up like.... whoa, I can’t wait to go drive my Laser! And then reality hit....


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 07:47

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That wasn’t a dream, that was a premonition.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rainbow
12/05/2018 at 07:48

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shit... i dreamt i had a car...


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 07:49

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I remember dreaming once that I traded my (old) BRZ in on a Forester.  I woke up supremely depressed only to realize that it was, in fact, a dream.  


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rainbow
12/05/2018 at 07:51

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I had a similar experience with buying an S13 coupe. I even woke up and was confused as to why I couldn’t find the keys to my new S chassis 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/05/2018 at 07:52

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Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Arrivederci
12/05/2018 at 08:11

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There’s a fine line here though...if it was a manual XT Forester then I at least wouldn’t have considered it a nightmare.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 08:12

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https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/searchresults.xhtml?makeCodeList=NISSAN&modelCodeList=ALTIMA&zip=54880


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
12/05/2018 at 08:15

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No. Idontwantit 


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
12/05/2018 at 08:21

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Yeah, it’s not to say the Fozzie isn’t a great car, because it is. It is a significant step down in the fun department from a highly-modified BRZ, though. Unfortunate ly, it was a naturally-aspirated model with a CVT.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 08:23

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I mean, subconsciously you must. Just give in already.  


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 08:30

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your brain says no but your heart says yes... listen to your heart


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nibby
12/05/2018 at 09:10

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I think it’s the other way around. Brain should be the one going to dull and cheap 


Kinja'd!!! Josh - the lost soldier > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 10:10

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Dreams like those will have you panicking and rushing to the garage to make sure that your car is still there. I had a similar dream where I traded in my FR-S for a manual Scion iM. In the dream, I even tried to rationalize the trade, despite the fact that I have no real use for an iM over the FR-S.

When I woke up, I ran to my garage to make sure I hadn't made the worst mistake of my life.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/05/2018 at 10:18

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I want to make all kinds of Gladiator jokes now. Torn between “are you not entertained?!”/”MAXIMA, MAXIMA, MAXIMA” and “I am Maxima SVus Meridius, and I shall have my revenge in this world, or the next”.